u kno he dead
Burnt sugar cube
My stats teacher gave us a study guide today in class and some of the wonderful bits from it include
-“Ask me to come over to your place late Sunday night and surrender to me all the HOT beers that you hide under your pillows. Trust me; I know where exactly you hide them. In case you look at the six-pack of Amber Bock sitting next to your notes on the study desk and can’t seem to understand the materials, give me a call. I will go over there and be your personal tutor. But I have to finish up all the beers first and am not quite sure if I would be able to open my eyes after I do that.”
-“Swallow at least two boiled eggs, suck up a big glass of goat milk, and gnaw a big piece of ham for breakfast on Wednesday. Your brain needs good nutrients to function properly”
-“Turn off the TV! Cut off all the communications with your folks and loved ones at home, including your grandmother, your aunt, your cousin, your best friend in high school, or your roommate, who often cries herself to sleep Friday or Saturday night, like your teacher. I will call her myself for a date at McDonald’s after the exam is over, if you want me to.”
Listen to TSPOD Podcast #124 in iTunes
I drew my favorite Bravely Default character, LemonGragnés.
Do a belly flop, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
I need this on a shirt
And you will know his name is Samuel L. Jackson when he lays his vengeance upon thee!